July 24, 2007

Proof

Posted in nutella, The Happy, the pretty at 8:47 am by Dagny Taggart

That G-d exists. 

Someone told me that somewhere in Philly, there is an ELEVEN POUND JAR of Nutella available.  I’ll be back as soon as the sugar coma wears off.

ELEVEN.

POUNDS.

*plotz*

How long do you think one has to exercise to work off eleven pounds of Nutella?  Let’s see…

Yep.  Roughly 27,000 calories.

Maybe I should just RUN to Philly and back.

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9 Comments »

  1. vvk said,

    It’s not an eleven pound jar… but you should enter this: http://www.nutellausa.com/giveaway.htm

    If you win, I want one jar.

    🙂

  2. Beach Bum said,

    Ok, that’s just disgusting. Yep, run to Philly and back… 🙂

  3. joebec said,

    maybe not run, but a jog wouldn’t hurt

  4. Beach Bum: Apparently, it’s 141 miles each way. Multiply that times two, and then times 100 calories per mile, and I’ve got 28,200 calories. I’d actually LOSE weight. Bonus! 😀

    joebec: I suspect I’d wind up walking a goodly portion. And getting hit by a truck while trying (stupidly) to cross the interstate or some such nonsense. But the above calculation tells me how many treadmill miles I’d need to log! 🙂

  5. “I paid for a colossal Nutella, and I’m gonna get a colossal Nutella!”

  6. Just because you can get an eleven pound jar of nutella, doesn’t mean you should. It’s like saying that you can get m-80s in North Carolina, so why not drive down there and get them. Of course, a peanut butter, banana, and nutella sammich is way better than an m-80 sammich, but still…

  7. Homer: Mmmmmmm…. nnuuuuteeellllaaaahhhh…. 😀

    HIN: See, I think I’d use the nutella as peanut butter, and have it with raspberry jam. Peanut butter on top of the hazelnut flavor? I dunno.

    You can also get Everclear in North Carolina. And I almost definitely shouldn’t. 😉

  8. Lisa said,

    Don’t do it, and not because of the calories, because you could slap ALL of them on your bod and still be skinny and hot. I was in Germany for Christmas before Y2K and my German boyfriend got, as a present, a 2,000 gram jar of Nutella. We ate Nutella like nobody’s business but it still didn’t keep all that well. Much better to have a ton of small jars – a big jar gets all dried out around the edges.

  9. gn said,

    HAHA I just saw this post.

    And, in addition to the $89.99 price tag, there was a taunting note attached that said something like, “You know you want to buy me …”


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