March 13, 2009
Powers That Be:
It has occurred to me that I woke up this morning with aggravated allergies, due in some part to the pollen production inspired by last weekend’s gorgeous weather and greenery-friendly temperatures. As usual, it takes my sinuses a week or so to calm down once they’ve been aggravated, so this is not surprising.
What is NOT okay, however, is waking up with an allergy-induced sinus headache and seeing SNOW falling outside my window. I don’t care if it wasn’t sticking. You need to pick one. I can either breathe easily and freeze, or sniffle in warm sunshine. But you don’t get to just stick me in the sucky quadrant of your little Punnet Square without good reason.
Therefore, I expect some seriously nice weather posthaste. Should you fail to comply, I’ll simply have a chat with a certain abstract concept – a chat that may or may not involve her favorite snack. Don’t mess with me – I know people, and I know how to bribe them, too.