May 27, 2009

Eh. Mah. Gawd.

Posted in *cringe*, Present, The Gnomes, The WTF at 9:15 am by Dagny Taggart

The RHoNJ recap/discussion area will formally appear tomorrow, as I only caught bits and pieces of it after I got home from teaching last night.  However I do have word for Danielle: 

You don’t get to go on reality television braying constantly about how you need to marry a wealthy man, talk incessantly about sex, do so with an unbelievably filthy mouth*, and then (1) take offense when someone calls you on it, and (2) take offense when someone questions your commitment to your kids.

Well, I suppose you CAN, but it makes  you seem a little out of touch with the “reality” aspect of the show you’ve put yourself on.


*Seriously.  I never, ever heard anyone use this kind of language back home.   Sure, people curse all the time – but sexually explicit slang is still fairly taboo.  Woman, you’re 46 – surely by now you’ve learned what the proper terms are, or at least how to avoid making yourself sound trashy and again, embarrassing your daughters when the show airs.


In other news, thank you for the congratulations and warm wishes.  I’m so excited – even more so because it looks so much better without the selling agents’ staged furniture!    I am still trying to figure out where everything is going to go, and am actually finishing up that last stage of packing, where things are either thrown out, or thrown haphazardly into unlabeled boxes that will sit in the storage unit for at least a month or two.

I mean, I’m just putting the finishing touches on my impeccably organized packing and storage system.  Yeah, that’s it. 


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