March 20, 2007
K: Hey there, Dags!
(slaps DT overexuberantly on the back)
K: Been a while, no?
DT: Karma. You’re looking well.
K: Well, you know. Just wanted to let you know I was still here, in case you had forgotten.
DT: You know what would be great? If I could actually get a chance to miss you. I think we’d both like that.
K: Darlin’, you know I don’t work that way. Besides, who would keep your butt in line when I was away?
DT: (dryly) I suspect I’d manage.
K: I really don’t think it’s wise to take that chance.
DT: Well, I feel warm and fuzzy now. I do cherish these little chats we have.
K: A pleasure, as usual.
DT: (muttering under her breath) If you’re a sadist, maybe.