August 19, 2010
It’s a good thing I can’t find my lamp.
Because sometimes, for absolutely no reason at all, even after you’ve been complimented, and you’re still sore from killer workouts, and you ate a superhealthy dinner the night before…
Sometimes, you get on the scale, and you see what, to most people (including some part of yourself that you cling to like a life preserver), are perfectly reasonable and healthy numbers. You see those numbers, and you wish you could just figure out how to go back.
So it’s a good thing you can’t find your lamp, because wishes should sometimes really not be granted.
Seeking John Galt 
Lemon Gloria said,
August 19, 2010 at 11:50 am
You are beautiful and amazing. When you find your lamp, could I borrow it once in a while?
Go Betty said,
August 23, 2010 at 4:33 pm
Oh oh read hyperboles blog on this. Very sage advice on being extremely articulate when wording your wishes.
But from what I can tell you are a tall gorgeous goddess in a gold lame dress and killer heels so damn woman pass that lamp here when you find it ok cause you dont need it.